Category Archives: Child

How was it for you? Mother’s Day that is.

I’m sorry to say that I was a grumpy, old baggage, and it was not from lack of attention or gifts. Mr B had brilliantly ‘assisted’ Miss B with buying Mummy three months subscription to Spotify Premium (I was down … Continue reading

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I’m the Mummy or The Bracelet of Power

“I’m the Mummy.” “No, I’m the Mummy.” “No, I’m the Mummy.” “No, I AM the Mummy.” “But I’m wearing The Bracelet.” “Oh, so you are. May I have it back please.” “No (big sigh) because I’m the Mummy now.” A … Continue reading

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Do you wear your gingham heart on your sleeve?

Yesterday was very exciting. I left the Muddy End in a blaze of sunshine, depositing Miss B with kindly grandparents and Dog B with helpful neighbours (thanks again Mrs G!), and got myself on a train to London – a … Continue reading

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Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

It’s been some time since I last put the kettle on and sat down to write here and I didn’t realise how much I’d miss it. Life, unfortunately, does seem to get in the way of blogging and as I … Continue reading

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I’m not That Sort of girl. Or, is dusting is a matter of genetics?

The downside of having fires is dust. Obviously wood-burners, marvellous things that they are, do their best to keep it to a minimum, but still, more dust is generated than by the soulless central heating. Add to this wooden floors, … Continue reading

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So you’re the lady with the baby and the dog.

“Yes I am.” Village gatherings offer many opportunities for pigeon-holing and I am as guilty as the next ‘Village Born and Bred’ or ‘Just Down from London’ for doing it. I’m not very good at filing but like everyone else, … Continue reading

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